Terror just took a left turn down Sesame Street. Introducing the most chaotic, hilarious shirt your wardrobe never saw coming—our "Nightmares Can't Handle Barney" tee. Featuring the unholy trio of horror legends—Voldemort, Freddy Krueger, and Jason Voorhees—sprinting in terror from everyone's favorite prehistoric purple pal, this shirt mashes up nightmare fuel and nostalgic innocence in the most absurdly epic way.

Printed on ultra-soft cotton and cut for everyday mischief, this shirt is perfect for horror buffs, meme lords, 90s babies, or anyone who appreciates a little twisted humor. Wear it to your next horror movie marathon, awkward family barbecue, or PTA meeting (if you're feeling spicy).

Details:

Unisex fit, true to size

100% combed ringspun cotton

Digitally printed for crisp, hilarious detail

Guaranteed to confuse and amuse at 50 feet

Tagline:
"Barney loves you... but the villains? Not so much."

This ain't just fashion—it’s fear therapy with a hug.

• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
• 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, Dominican Republic, Haiti or Guatemala

Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Resilient Roots Customs and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 1311 Park St Unit 776 Alameda CA 94501 or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.